Sorry, guys. I'm just in total shock. Here I was defending her loyalty to her vampire boyfriend down to the ground and now she's only gone and ADMITTED the whole affair with Rupert Sanders. What the f*cking F*CK.

K Stew and R Patz have been in a relationship for in and around three years now. They found love on the set of Twilight and then when Kristen started making more of a name for herself as a stand out actress, she had to go and blow it all by copping off with the director of Snow White and the Huntsman. WHY?! In fairness to her, rather than let these things grow and grow with various strands of rumours making a mountain out of a mole hill - OK no, this is pretty much the Mount Everest of all gossip stories - she's been decent enough to release a statement. This is not something we're used to seeing from an actress more likely to stick her two fingers up at the press than reveal personal details about her private life.

Speaking to People Magazine Kristen Stewart said: "I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me... This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love the most, Rob. I love him, I'm so sorry."

For so long now we've been feeding off photos or any kernel of a story that would confirm that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were a full blown couple in the first place and now here she is declaring her LOVE for him at the same time that she's admitting to cheating on him. This is just too much.

What's even more juicy about this love affair is that Sanders' wife who we told you about yesterday, Liberty Ross, actually played Kristen Stewart's mother in the movie, Snow White and The Huntsman.

Sanders has also released a statement: "I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family... My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart.... I am praying that we can get through this together."

Kristen and Rob are due to start a promotional tour together for the final instalment of the Twilight franchise, Breaking Dawn: Part 2 but will it all go ahead? If it does, you can bet this will be one of the most watched press tours of the 21st century. Pattinson has yet to make a comment and I don't expect he will. Why would he? Should he? Will he dump her? So Robert Pattinson could potentially be... single? Form an orderly queue ladies, I bagsied him ages ago.

Well maybe we should have known, her characters' affair with Ryan Reynolds' character on the set of Adventureland was a little too natural if you ask me. Funny that, how art imitates life. And maybe we would have understood if she'd had an affair with someone like Ryan Reynolds but Rupert Sanders... Really?

*And breeeeeath*

OK that's my rant over. Anyway I don't think anyone is as cut up about this - not me, not Rob, not Kristen, not Sanders' family - than this poor girl below. Somebody really ought to take her out and show her a good time.