Something funny's come all over Kirsten Stewart, something that's made her open up more than usual...
Stewart, notorious for being a subdued yet attractive wall that has a habit of slumping from time to time, has come across with a veritable deluge of information - involving real life emotions 'n everything - regarding her now confirmed boyfriend (like no one knew she was doing) Robert Pattinson, in fortune cookie sized bites:
"I love Rob because he always wants to be the best."
"He's tall, looks like he's thinking all the time and is incredibly funny."
"Every time he looks into a mirror he sees something wrong with his hair."
"I love the way he sings, it breaks my heart. Rob's also a very bad liar, he just can't do it."
And finally:
"He asked me to marry him. As a joke, though. Well, at least I think so."
See what I mean? It's not exactly in keeping with her character as a morose, wan, uber cool malcontent . I'll wager a small sum that some magazine editor's 12-year-old daughter devised this list in exchange for one of those hopelessly expensive life-sized plastic 'Girls World' inspired heads of Edward they're flogging in Forbidden Planet for about 300 knicker.
