When she's not tottering around a beach with a sarong hugging her behind, or hanging out with her sisters, shopping and drinking coffee - Kim Kardashian can be found fingering her keyboard, trying to drum up some additional forms of "work" via her blog:

"There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They're quoting me as saying, 'It was a one-off. I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again.' THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE! First of all, I have never used the term 'one-off.' It's simply not in my vocabulary (amongst other predominantly polysyllabic phrases). Here's my thinking: While I'm not planning to pose for the men's magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don't want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them! Never say never! Kim."

It's not clear if this means she's still open to getting piddled upon by Whitney Houston's toy boy again, you know, if another PR-tastic "home movie" opportunity ever arose. But, as the lady says, never say never!