Kris Humphries, he of the 72 day marriage to Kim Kardashian (and basketball), is coming out with fighting words in their divorce proceedings. Via lawyer, of course.
Apparently Kris thinks his divorce from Kim is being unnecessarily rushed because she is pregnant, and he's afraid he might get stiffed by the judge because they'll be sympathizing with Kim. The basketball star's lawyer, Marshall Waller, has filed new documents accusing Kim, who is expecting her babye with Kanye in June, of trying to use the situation to speed up a settlement, stating that his client had nothing to do with her 'unplanned pregnancy' and it should have no impact on their litigation.
According to TMZ.com, the documents state: 'What is really going on here is that an 'urgency' in the form of an apparently unplanned pregnancy, something [Humphries] had nothing to do with, is perceived by [Kim] as an opportunity to gain a litigation advantage by trying to force this court to prematurely set this matter for trial.'
Kris' lawyer also allegedly took a further swipe at Kim, by adding a footnote after the word 'pregnancy' that reads, 'Indeed, why would [Kim] plan to get pregnant in the midst of divorce proceedings?'. Ouch. Now them's fighting words. Can't see mama Kris Jenner letting that one go without a comment (because she can't let anything go without a comment now can she).
The massive irony here is that Kim and Kris's disagreement and run up to their divorce has dragged on for more than a year, despite their marriage lasting a mere 72 days. The main disagreement being that Kris wants an annulment on the grounds of fraud. Kim denies that she married him under false pretenses and wants a divorce. And the battle continues.