We took a break from konstantly refreshing Kimstagram (herself and Kanye are now apparently honeymooning in Limerick's Castle Oliver - they couldn't get anywhere in West Cork [that's should keep Cork readers happy]) to have a gander at what Khloe was doing on her Instagram. As it happens, she was posting old mugshots of her and her (for all intents and purposes) brother-in-law, because that's appropriate.
Why was she doing such a thing? Well, it's his birthday, so of course he'd want his DUI from13 years ago brought up - YAAAAY!
Her caption reads "Happy birthday to my partner in crime @letthelordbewithyou I love you LD!!" In case you're wondering what LD stands for, he purchased the name Lord Disick over the internet in 2012.
Comments left range from "fabuluzzz mugshot" to "yes because DUIs are hilarious and something to make light and fun of."
People on Twitter were less forgiving...
Khloe Kardashian is a fucking idiot. Laughing at the fact that she got arrested for DUI. What if she had killed someone? Selfish prick.
— Becca :) (@HeyyLittleWorld) May 26, 2014
According to Hollywoodlife.com: "Khloe was arrested on March 4, 2007 for driving under the influence, for which she served less than three hours in jail due to overcrowding," while Scott "was arrested in Riverhead, New York, in 2001 after crashing his car and failing the field sobriety test. He pled guilty to a non-criminal charge of DUI."
Scott's actual partner, Kourtney Kardashian, failed to go to such lengths in a bid to wish him a 31st happy birthday via her social media. There was nary a "hip hip hurray" or a candle emoji in sight.
For those of you more interested in the Kimye hunt, stay close to E! News, their roving reporter Katie Doroucher is TOTALLY all over it...