Oh, hello nine years ago *waves* I believe this is your headline. You appear to have misplaced it in the future.

Fashion Police host Kelly Osbourne "lashed out" at the socialite following an incident at Coachella in California this weekend, which saw the 29-year-old presenter and her friends approached by Paris at an informal VIP area, only for things to quickly turn sour.

Paris reportedly glared at Kelly and stormed off after branding her a "b*tch", prompting her former pal to have a go on twitter.

In a post which has since been deleted, Kelly wrote: "Please grow up, there is no need to act like a child you could of joined us it's not 2005 no one cares. (sic)" A point proven by putting it on twitter in the first place...

The pair are said to have continued the row in private, and Kelly believes 33-year-old Paris was just "attention seeking."

A source told the Daily Mirror: "As far as Kelly is concerned, this is something out of nothing. Paris is being ridiculously sensitive and attention-seeking. Kelly was sitting with some friends, minding her own business, when Paris suddenly started bitching and moaning, and slagging her off. She was asked by someone else to join the group, but declined and swanned off. The pair didn't speak for the rest of the weekend."

Looks like Paris got the attention she required, however, happily(ish) posing with fans on Sunday.

The pair have previously clashed in the past, with Kelly branding Paris a "bad influence" on young girls eight years ago.

However, they later made up, though Kelly admitted she didn't trust her friend with her secrets: "We have fun together. I know that whatever I tell her, she tells everyone anyway, but I've always known she's not the friend that you tell your deepest secrets to. She's a fun person."

For those of you wondering how Tinkerbell is doing, he appears to be alive and well. That or easily interchangeable given he's about 12 years old now.