Kris Humphries hasn't endured enough indignity over the last year, so now he also has to deal with Kelly Osbourne - of all people - turfing him out of a club.
The basketball player was just minding his own business at Beacher's Madhouse on Sunset Boulevard when 'Fashion Police' host (the irony will never be lost) Kelly - who is the "creative director" of the club - ordered him out of the venue. Or rather, ordered someone else to order him out of the venue.
Kelly ('kause her name bekins with a 'K') is close friends with Kris' estranged wife of 72 days Kim Kardashian and she is a regular visitor to the club. She just happened to not be there in the night in question. Which makes this scenario all the more unnecessary.
A source told the New York Post: "Kris was so embarrassed and p***ed. Kim is a regular at the club, and Kelly wanted to stay loyal to her. It was towards the end of the night - Kelly was furious he was in there. You could see the disgust in her face (yes, even through all the make up). She sent security over, and they kicked him out. He was mortified."
Meanwhile, Kris has alleged that Kim asked him not to ruin her photo opportunities during their marriage. The sportsman has been claiming their marriage was a fraud and has anecdotal evidence to prove it.
Apparently he plans to argue in his court case (which, one can assume, will last as long as Kris Jenner wants it to) that the 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' star often pushed him out of the frame when pictures were being taken when together, so that she would receive the maximum amount of attention.
A source said: "Kris plans on testifying at the upcoming divorce trial that Kim would often tell him to get out of the shot when photographers would descend upon them. Kim would complain that because of Kris's height, he was blocking the photographers' clear shot of her. Kim would get very upset if he didn't move quickly enough."