Not really. More a potential neck strain conduit, but - again - it's one of today's top showbiz stories so we're trying to make it more captivating.

Perry's insurers have told her to ditch the bra 'cause her hair keeps getting caught in it, therefore bending her into a position she isn't quite made for.

Discussing this pressing issue, Katy said: "I keep being told the insurers are worried I will injure my neck. I seriously doubt it could be lethal but they want a new bra designed that will not allow hair to be caught up. Well, I was always known at school as the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder... My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around. I'm forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own t**. What a girl does for her art."

A spinning bra expert added: "It may seem trivial but a simple pulled muscle can stop a performer like Katy from going on. Insurers don't care about the art(??!!) or the fun - just the dangers."

Somewhere, Russell's concocting a cunning plan to get that bra, perchance putting a call through to his lawyers, so it can help him in his quest to what do all them sutra sex positions 'n that.