And there we all thought they were going to get cracking on the baby making after being married for just over a year. Not that any of it is our business.

Rumours have been circulating today that Katy Perry has had enough of marriage to Russell Brand. It's not for us to speculate (given Brand's past, she could've walked in on an orgy involving low rent burlesque dancers, bottle blonde lap dancers, a bowl of chocolate Mini Eggs, a small dog, and the violation of a Henry vacuum cleaner), but it's likely - assuming this divorce rumour is true - that she will blame their schedules.

We'll keep you posted of any further details.