Katy Perry has reportedly been offered in the region of £2million to write/have a PA dictate over the internet a tell-all book about Russell Brand.

The former couple split in December after just 14-months of marriage, with Russell, 36, filing for divorce citing "irreconcilable differences." He failed to tell Perry beforehand, so she's sure to jump at the opportunity to expose him. Well, the precious few bits he's not exposed himself already.

Both have maintained a dignified(ish) silence since their separation, but three publishers are now said to be competing to get 27-year-old Katy's side of the story.

A source said: "When everything was going well, Katy couldn't stop talking about him. Since the split neither of them have said anything - keeping the price of a deal high."

Meanwhile, Katy is rumoured to have moved on with 22-year-old Chanel model Baptiste Giabiconi - who she was spotted 'flirting' with/sitting beside at Paris Fashion Week. Yes, we'll cling to anything. Even adjacent seating.

One person said to be thrilled about the love match is the fashion house's creative designer Karl Lagerfeld, who is believed to have played cupid between the two.

A second insider told The Sun newspaper: "Karl has a father and son relationship with Baptiste - he discovered him in 2008 (pole dancing in a gay bar. Only joking. Kind of). He told Katy that Baptiste would be perfect for her and he was right as the pair hit it off straight away."

For reasons previously mentioned.