There's nothing much to report here, we just wanted you to spend your lunchtime comparing Katy Perry's latest hair choice to something. So far we have 'Heath Ledger's Joker' and and an 'uprooted clump of algae'.

We could bang on about how it's not very nice to grimace and generally recoil when in the proximity of what appears to be quite a nice superfan, but we're too tired to climb up on to our high horse. You know, the usual post Bank Holiday weekend malaise.