Imogen Thomas... Caprice... Kerry Katona... Bianca Gascoigne... Vanessa Feltz... Various scrotes from The Only Way is Essex... Some Apprentice fodder from yesteryear... and an assortment of clones (A and B)... Some many useless souls herded into the one place and nobody felt inclined to do anything about it. But that was probably because national treasures and Eurovision gods, Jedward, were also there. Look how happy Daily Star shooooowbizz reporter James Ingham was to see them, to the point of inappropriate hand placement... and here's where it all started not to be fun.

Without further ado, here's who won what on in the land of visual skitter.

Best Business Show

Beat the Boss (CBBC)

Dragon’s Den (Channel 4)

The Apprentice (BBC 1) - Winner

The People’s Supermarket (Channel 4)

The Business Inspector (Five)

Best Entertainment Show

The Only Way is Essex (ITV2) - Winner

Kerry Katona (Coming Clean) (ITV2)

Come Dine with Me (Channel 4)

Three in the Bed (Channel 4)

I’m A Celebrity Get me Out of Here (ITV)

Britain’s Got Talent (ITV)

Take Me Out (ITV 2)

My Super Sweet 16 (MTV)

Dancing on Ice (ITV)

Best International Reality TV Show

Keeping up with the Kardasians - Winner

America’s Got Talent

Jersey Shore (MTV)

The Hills (MTV)

America’s Next Dance Crew

Most Inspiring TV Show

The Model Agency - Winner

The Peoples Supermarket

The Wright Stuff (Five)

Jamie Oliver’s Dream School (Channel 4)

Katie ‘My Beautiful friends’ (Channel 4)

Seven Days (Channel 4)

The Hospital (Channel 4)

Coppers (Channel 4)

Reality Personality of the Year

Mark Wright (The Only Way is Essex)

Levi Roots (Reggae Reggae Sauce/Dragons Den)

Amy Childs (The Only Way is Essex) - Winner

Katie Price (Katie)

Louie Spence (Pineapple Dance studios)

Joey Essex (The Only Way is Essex)

Kerry Katona (Coming Clean)

Celebrity Personality of the Year

Jamie Oliver

Duncan Bannantyne

Peter Andre

Cheryl Cole

Sir Alan Sugar

Peter Jones - Winner

Paddy McGuiness

Amanda Holden

Best Docusoap

The People’s Supermarket (Channel 4) - Winner

Lilly Allen ‘Riches to Rags’ (Channel 4)

Danii Minogue ‘Style Queen’ (ITV2)

Jedward ‘Let Loose’ (ITV 2)

Katie (Sky Living)

Deadliest Catch (Discovery)

Natalie Cassidy ‘Becoming a mum’ (Channel 4)

Jean Claude Vandamme ‘Behind closed doors’ (ITV4)

Best Reality TV Judge

Alesha Dixon (Strictly come dancing)

Karren Brady (Apprentice) - Winner

Amanda Holden (Britain’s Got Talent)

Cheryl Cole (XFactor UK)

Greg Wallace (Masterchef)

Bruno Tonioli (Strictly Come Dancing)

Elle MacPherson (Britain’s Next Top Model)

Louis Walsh (XFactor)

Best TV Presenter

Christine Bleakley (Daybreak)

Evan Davis (Dragon’s Den)

Mark Dolan (Balls of Steel) - Winner

Dermot o’ Leary (X-Factor)

Konnie Huq (XFactor)

Tess Daly (Strictly come dancing)

Paddy McGuiness (Take me Out)

Best Reality Competition Show

XFactor (ITV1)

The Apprentice (BBC1) - Winner

Come Dine With Me (Channel 4)

Three in the Bed (Channel 4)

Britain’s Next Top Model (Living)

Britain’s Got Talent (ITV)

Strictly come dancing (BBC)

Coach Trip (Channel 4)

Masterchef (BBC 1)

Best Non-Competition Reality show

Kerry Katona (Coming Clean) (ITV2)

The Only Way is Essex (ITV 2) - Winner

Seven Days (Channel 4)

Katie (Sky Living)

16 & Pregnant (Sky Living)

Natalie Cassidy ‘Becoming a mum’ (Channel 4)

Jamie Oliver’s Dream School (Channel 4)

Best Talk Show

Jeremy Kyle (ITV)

The Wright Stuff (Five) - Winner

OMG ! with Peaches Geldof (ITV2)

Loose Women (ITV)

The One Show (BBC)

Alan Carr’s Chatty Man

Vanessa (Five)

The Graham Norton Show (BBC One)

Best Game show

The Weakest Link

Deal or No Deal - Winner

The Million Pound drop



Best Self Improvement/Makeover Show

Gok Wan ‘How to Look Good Naked’

Snog, Marry, Avoid - Winner

Super Nanny

60 Minute Makeover

The Secret Millionaire

Best Social Experiment show

Jamie Oliver’s ‘Dream School’ - Winner

The People’s Supermarket

Wife Swap

The Family

Seven Days

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