Yep, YOU could have those hanging off your wall - and it's all for a good cause. EVERYONE'S A WINNER! Apart from anyone who has to look at Katie Price's extracted fun bags hanging off your wall. That's presuming you'd hang them off a wall. I mean, what else are you going to do with them? Keep them in a massive box? Use them as a pair of comfort pillows? Ah, comfort pillows. You'd have to stuff them into large fluffy socks to minimise the rubber sticking to your face, assuming you're not going to get a pair of 'breast implant comfort cushion covers' customised. Or you could just stick them into a bra (that'd be very weird), or indeed a pillow case...

Anyway, we digress. Here's what's happening. The 36-year-old model is to offload her current fake boobs in a few months to raise money for breast cancer charities because the former model - who last year revealed her assets are a size 32DD after previously being as big as 32FF (my current size post pregnancy. There nowhere near as much fun as they sound. The back is in bits) - wants to go under the knife again as an early "Christmas present" for her and (cheating) husband Kieran Hayler.

She told The Sun: "We should sell these implants for charity. I've got more pairs in the safe. I love them but I'd sell them in The Sun for a breast cancer charity. I can even sign them with a marker pen (SQQQUEAAAK, SQUEEAKY, SQUUUEEEEK, SQUUUEEEEEEEEEEK). You could have these very breasts right from inside me in a few weeks." I think I speak for most of us when saying "ew".

Katie - who previously boosted her boobs from a natural size 32B to a size 32DD when she was just 19 - insists her assets are now "saggy" after recently giving birth to her two children, Jett, 14 months, and two-month-old Bunny, with Kieran.

The mother-of-five added: "I've had two babies very quickly so they're saggy. I know I look ridiculous but that's what people want to see. I'd just had them done before I met Kieran so I'm having a service."

The brunette - who has gone under the knife six times in a bid to get perfect breasts - said at the time: "I'm like an orangutan. I've been pregnant for the last two years!"

When asked if she would have more cosmetic surgery, she replied: "I will do my boobs again ... they were amazing before I met Kieran. They were literally amazing, the best they'd ever been. But then three months later, I'm pregnant. I think I'll go a little bit smaller this time and go pert."