Never one to mince her words, or shy away from attention, Katie Price has lashed out at a number of people in her column for The Sun, slamming Kelly Brook for being 'a heffer'. Excuse us now Katie, but we don't really think you're one to be throwing around comments on other people's appearance.

Katie, who let us remind ourselves wed stripper Kieran Hayler in January after a whirlwind romance - says the brunette model is a great poster girl for curvy women, but was shocked to discover how 'big' she really is when she saw pictures of Kelly in a bikini.

'Kelly Brook is a brilliant role model for girls because of her curvy figure. Every mum should make her daughter look at pictures that show Kelly modelling her latest New Look swimwear range in Miami.They don't seem to be air-brushed and I'm FLABbergasted to see how big Kelly really is ... You're a heffer, Kelly, but still a hot one.' Way to load that compliment with bitchery Katie. Kelly recently split from ex-rugby player and model Thom Evans because he allegedly grew jealous of her close friendship with her ex-boyfriend Danny Cipriani, who Katie Price is also an ex of. Hmm, no bitterness there then Katie?

'Rumour has it she's been hanging out with our mutual ex Danny Cipriani. Knowing him, I guess she's probably been doing a bit of comfort eating.'  We'll take that as a 'No' then. And say what you will Katie, but I think 9 out of 10 people would take that 'heffer' over you in heartbeat.