Katie Price, also known as Jordan, has signed a deal to make a film about her life.
Let that sink for a moment. Jordan - who's famous for what we're still not sure - is getting a film made. About her life. And people will go to see it.
This is why the terrorists hate us.
Katie Price, who apparently writes books as well, told OK! Magazine that she's not much of an actor - but will most likely cameo in the film.
Again, we have no clue why any of this is happening and we're giving serious thought to jacking up this whole line of work and living on a beach somewhere in the Pacific.
Here's Katie Price and Peter Andre singing 'A Whole New World'. See if you can last the entire song.
