My, lots of things have happened... Sov donned a dress and disappeared into a box, emerging transformed into the ever transforming hairpiece that is Ivana Trump, much to the delight of the rest of the trumping housemates (seriously, Baldwin, less of the elevated arse antics, I thank you). Sov then reappeared weighed down with alcohol as Ivana got the help to bring her two mammoth Louis cases to her bed. Baldwin was swift to insist that he switch beds as he was reluctant to sleep beside Ivana. He mumbled this usual excuse for him not partaking in anything reasonable ("I'm married"), but then made haste to the Diary Room to expand on his reasoning - he was wary of a bout of unwarranted "night cougaring." That being the act of an older lady seeking the company of a younger man. It seemed his wariness was founded, as Ivana walked in on him in the bathroom. Only to stand by the door, saying "Are you alright? Interesting angle."

Backtracking a tad, not everyone was thrilled with Ivana's entrance. Heidi, mostly. Her face caved further and her eyes darted about wildly when Ivana greeted her by name. One can only presume her wiles were enlisted by Donald during his marriage to the new housemate (that or Heidi read the story about Ivana verbally abusing some kids during a recent [enough] plane journey). Anyway, the next morning, Heidi managed to get out of bed long enough to pay a visit to the Diary Room, whereupon she announced she need to go home. She put it down to wanting her own shower and food, and tactfully said it wasn't the best place for her to be at this time of her life. For those who don't know, Heidi reportedly lost her brother a few days before she entered the house.

Another thing worth mentioning is the state of Jonas Alterberg's bikini region. Look closer. Is the man naturally bald or has he paid to be made that way? Did no one else get way less than they were bargaining for when he did that handstand during the CanCan? And as for here... Little wonder Katia was reluctant to be with him as he's "too groomed" (I'd say Ronnie keeps a wild badger down there). That didn't stop her from canoodling with Basshunter for two nights running, but - alas - she's since ended things.

Here's what she said: "I was thinking we need to stop this thing because it's not worth it in the end, and we're more friends anyway. Before it gets out of hand. I know I'll regret it because I really care about someone (evidently not that much given the bed hopping and ear munching), and it's not worth it." This is really rather a rash move on her behalf, really what else has she got going on? All the girl does is giggle incessantly. At least when she had Jonas swinging out of her we had his uber cheesy lines as some accompanying amusement.

Therefore, it will come as no surprise that Katia has been nominated for eviction, alongside Heidi and Sov. Three ladies up for eviction. Wow, that never happens... Channel 4 hasn't revealed who nominated who as yet, they probably want us to tune in tonight to find out. They probably also want us to tune in to see Jonas and Alex nude. Again (the pictures of which have only been made available on the Channel 4 website).

We'll end things with a quote from Stephanie, while taking to Vinnie about Katia. The same quote the show ended on last night: "Am I a bitch? No I am not actually... A bit sharp-tongued, but I'm not a bitch... She's very much like a cat. If you notice, she's like a gentle pilferer - oh, Heidi boots, oh, Nikki flower. She's a taker. She's an orchid. She has no roots of her own... You literally grow them on something else. They are a sort of parasite, if you like."

Last night's highlights: Ivana and Heidi discussing the merits of plastic surgery... Alex announcing that his utmost desire is to be "rich and ignorant"... Stephen Baldwin saying of the 'Tree of Temptation' possible asking Alex to kick the crap out of the snowman: "Well, he wouldn't have got the thought on his own." Last night's lowlights: Five minutes of "HHHHAAAAUNNNSSSSHHEEE... HHAAAAAGGHUNNSSHHEEEE!" followed by the reward of Alex sweating in his pants, and the most cringe inducing back story explaining his appearance imaginable. Bless... What we can expect tonight: Rule breaking (Heidi urges her fellow housemates to nominate her), nominations, nudity and knockbacks. Oh, and Alex making another attempt at wooing Ivana after Stephen said marrying her could get him in the region of 5 million quid. Bowers continues to be wallpaper.