Even more secret billionaire announcements this morning, with the news that Kate Winslet married the appallingly named Ned Rock'nRoll. Yes, that's his real name.

Per Kate's rep, "I can confirm that Kate Winslet married Ned Rock'nRoll in NY earlier this month in a private ceremony attended by her two children and a very few friends and family. The couple had been engaged since the summer." Kept that awfully hush now didn't she. This is the third marriage for Winslet, and in something to make all you Titanic die-hards swoon, apparently had Leonardo DiCaprio give her away. Somewhat fitting, seeing as she met Ned on the island that succumbed to a massive fire last year, where she once again proved herself to be one ass kicker of a lady.

The nephew of Virgin billionaire Richard Branson, originally called Ned Abel Smith, works at Virgin Galactic as 'Head of Marketing Promotion and Astronaut Experience'. So a batshit title to go with his batshit name. Clearly something happened to Winslet on Branson's island during that fire that made her realise Ned was the man of her dreams. Maybe it's the fact that with the name Kate Rock'nRoll Winslet she can finally move into a music career at any given time. No word on if she actually is taking his name (she seems an intelligent enough woman to not suffer that on herself and her children).