The walking curvature rarely makes it on to this page 'cause, let's face it, she doesn't really get up to much... bar embody the current America dream of starring in a "leaked" sex tape, then landing a reality TV show in which your family exposes themselves in more ways than one. But, as it's a slow news bank holiday weekend, we have little choice but to feature the dregs. Kim 'I've got both boobs and a bum, don't you know' Kardashian is reportedly very "angry" by the news of a lookalike posing as her in different clubs. I'd be angry too, Kim; imagine some nobody being able to take over your job of posing about town, just like that. Kim wrote the following on her blog: "I am angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas nightclub pretending to be me and pretending to work with me, lying and conning my friends and fans. A man in Houston has been selling tickets and promoting me and my image without my permission - and you know who you are - and taking a lookalike to clubs pretending to be me, but hiding behind dark sunglasses and curtains, refusing to meet or speak to anyone." The 'Kimposter' as TMZ has tagged her, is a 20-year-old girl called Natasha, "of Egyptian, Persian and Chinese descent, with measurements of 36-26-42." Yeah, thanks for the all-important measurements, TMZ, but what of the more pressing issues, like, is Natasha happy? What are her dreams? Is she planning on going to college, or learning a trade, so she can support herself when her looks inevitably go to pot/she is usurped by someone with even a bigger hoop?
Here are some snaps of Kim working super hard with her sisters. You can almost hear her thought reverberating "pose and point and pivot and teapot and repeat"...
