Kim, being an authority on preferred role models for today's youth - what with her not at all trading off nothing bar her aesthetics and her liberalism towards male urine while in the presence of a camera - has chosen to berate the stars of a reality TV show called Teen Mom, by way of promoting her new reality TV show (something about her and the smaller Kardashian walking around New York).

Rambling on her blog, Kim managed to type: "It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls. The kids from these shows are all over the news, even on the covers of magazines, and have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!"

Yeah, instead of idolising people to stand up to their responsibilities at a young age, try emulating a prosthetic dolly bird and her equally useless siblings, who do nothing but spend obscene amounts of money on tat while bastardising khe Knglish kanguage. And that's before addressing the sex tape. We'll leave that to young Amber.

As it happens, one of said Teen Moms, Amber Portwood, had this to respond to E! News: "There's actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies have gone down. Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I'm pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it. She made a sex tape when she was younger and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom? If you read the articles about the show, they do nothing but talk about how the show reveals how hard it is for all of us. It doesn't glamorize anything! It shows the heartache we've all gone through."