We don't know why Kanye West was allowed to speak uninhibited to a crowd of impressionable youths, but we guess that just comes with the price of admission to Oxford University.
Keeping himself in the headlines with another series of rantings that really do boggle the mind, West stood before an audience of student's in Oxford's Guild Society this evening talking about his ego, which he claims he has shed, his art, Obama, Beyonce and the world in general. Prepare yourselves for an onslaught of Kanye madness.
West began by talking about his college experience, but then, if The Tab Oxford's tweets are to be believed, it descended into garbled sideways weirdness that's hard to comprehend.
"If I could have done it again I would have gone to the art institute over the american academy" #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"My goal, if I was going to do art, fine art, would have been to become Picasso or greater." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"That always sounds so funny to people, comparing yourself to someone who has done so much, and that’s a mentality that suppresses humanity"
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"We have the resources as a civilisation to make a utopia, but we’re led by the most greedy and the least noble" #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"I approach creativity like a sport, if I have a drawing I react just like a jock: LOOK AT THE FUCKING DRAWING OVER THERE YEAH" #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"I don’t think there’s a living celebrity with more weapons formed against him, but I don’t think there’s one more prosperous." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"It’s still February, correct?" everyone laughs #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"With the advent of a human being named Drake (laughs) you know, this idea of holding onto a number 1 spot." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"And then you get this guy that comes out of nowhere and blows every number 1 band out of the water be it me or paul mccartney" #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"Obama calls the home phone, by the way." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"I’m assuming I’m probably wearing a $2000 shirt but I got it for free from the designer so" #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"People ask me how my daughter is doing. She’s only doing good if your daughter’s doing good. We’re all one family." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"We have the ability to approach our race like ants, or we have the ability to approach our race like crabs." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"White people that listen to rap say nigger. In the privacy of their own home." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"We’ve had Cosby Show, Obama’s president, Beyonce’s great…that’s passed. But you’re still taught the division by class, especially in UK."
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"They need to do award shows for Nobel Peace Prize, but I guess that doesn’t sell as many MasterCard ads." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"No offence to MasterCard…but that was a big fucking logo!" #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"Chris Rock & everyone else at every single media publication called My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy the best album of the last 25 years."
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"One of the best thing about the album was Nicki Minaj, and that she kicked my ass, on my own song, on the best album of the last 25 years."
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
" I was exiled from my own country, came back with my magnum opus, and I was beat by a girl." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"One of my biggest achilles heels has beanery ego. And if I, Kanye West, can remove my ego, I think there’s hope for everyone." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"If I’m at a show & a stranger grabs my hand and says we’re going to use these moving lights. I’ll scream at the top of my fucking lungs."
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"People say I’ve got a bad reputation. I think I’ve got the best reputation in the building." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"Beauty has been stolen from the people and is being sold back to them as luxury."#YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
"Clothing should be like food. There should never be a $5000 sweater. You know what should cost $5000? A car." #YeezOx
— The Tab Oxford (@TheTabOxford) March 2, 2015
Kanye West, if you weren't aware, sells all manner of clothes at extortionate prices, including his latest 'Yeezy Boosts', which went for $350 a pop. We really wish someone had brought that up.