Suddenly it's the late '90s and we're watching 'Celebrity Deathmatch' on MTV again except this time Justin Bieber is legit calling out Tom Cruise in real life and we're not even sure what's real any more.
It all started in the early hours of this morning when Justin Bieber tweeted the following out of nowhere in almost Trumpian style.
I wanna challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom if you dont take this fight your scared and you will never live it down. Who is willing to put on the fight? @danawhite ?
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) June 10, 2019
Our biggest takeaway from all this? Bieber didn't tag Cruise and that's because he's a coward (or possibly just very good at getting attention when he needs it, or both).
Obviously, this level of gauntlet throwing down caused quite the stir, and some of the reactions are chef's kiss level good.
Tale of the Tape: "Cruisin’ For A Bruisin'"
Justin Bieber Tom Cruise
25 Age 56
5'9" Height 5'7"
68" Est. Reach 65"
$265M Net Worth $570M https://t.co/u0t2v46yAf
— Jake Marsh (@PMTsportsbiz) June 10, 2019
Am I dreaming or did Justin Bieber acc just call out Tom Cruise to fight him? The simulation is glitching harddd
— TheNewAdamb99 (@TheNewAdamb99) June 10, 2019
Me after hearing Justin wants to fight Tom Cruise pic.twitter.com/WeYj0MHygC
— Ala الاء (@alaa_nafaa12) June 10, 2019
At some point tonight Tom Cruise’s agent will have to call Tom Cruise and tell him that Justin Bieber has challenged him to a fight, this is an actual conversation that will happen https://t.co/D4H9tG27cP
— David Allen (@David_Allen55) June 10, 2019
absolutely nobody in the world:
certainly no 25-year-old singers to 56-year-old actors who never really seemed to claim to do this in real life, just pretends in movies, nice and fun for us and for him too:
Justin Bieber to Tom Cruise: ᶠᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵐᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒʷᵃʳᵈ
— Jeremy Woodcock (@jwPencilAndPad) June 10, 2019
Tom Cruise would whoop Bieber’s ass with one hand tied behind his back. There I said it.
— DK / Daena Kramer (@justkramer) June 10, 2019
That 56-year-old could seriously injure Bieber if he wanted to. I’ve seen his stunts. https://t.co/xe6WTnvNc2
— Victor Puente (@thevictorpuente) June 10, 2019
Justin Bieber is 30 years younger and (probably) 5 inches taller than Tom Cruise. I’d bet a large sum that neither man has been in a real fight in his entire life. And yet I would bet a larger sum that Tom Cruise wins this fight. https://t.co/7gjx4RrerB
— Ben Hunt (@EpsilonTheory) June 10, 2019
If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out! https://t.co/TxsH9KUyFg
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) June 10, 2019
Can you imagine if Tom Cruise challenged a man 31 years older than him to a fight and what a pussy everybody would be calling him for doing so? Tom's 12 years older than your dad, Justin. WTF.
— Erik Larsen (@ErikJLarsen) June 10, 2019
We don’t like your odds, Justin.
— Odds Shark (@OddsShark) June 10, 2019
You're calling out a 56 year old man lol
— Bobby Nash (@B_Nashty) June 10, 2019
— Kyle King 🚫👖 (@KyleKingOnAir) June 10, 2019
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) June 10, 2019
i wanna challenge user justinbieber to release his 5th studio album
— lu (@flatIinesIut) June 10, 2019
Tom Cruise is almost 60, were there no 80 year olds to pick a fight with? And BTW he'd still kick your *ss.
— Bruno Amato (@BrunoAmato_1) June 10, 2019
— Jeffrey Garner (@yeffrey248) June 10, 2019
Sir this is a Wendy's drive thru.
— Sharika Soal 🇺🇸 (@LadyThriller69) June 10, 2019
Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a fight, Kylie Jenner is having a Handmaid’s Tale themed birthday party, and Charlie Kirk is tweeting about “new info” on Hillary’s emails, so it’s a big day for useless rich white people who crave constant attention.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 10, 2019
Justin Bieber calling out Tom Cruise for a fight on Twitter is both the most 2019 thing that could happen and the least surprising thing that could happen because that's just the crazy permanently-on-fire world we live in now.