Last week it was reported that Mr. Simperlake dumped the Bum Beil over the phone a month ago, and has been larking about with Pepe le Pewever since… Apologies. This is fiercely serious news, so one shouldn't jest by changing names for one's on amusement.
Moving on. Today, the news is awash with photographs of Justin and Jessica holding hands, yet NOT smiling. Hmmm, telling. This, of course, means they're not really back together, they're just feigning love by way of hand holding so they can complete a charity event they've committed to.
According to The Mirror, the pair "signed up for a charity hike up Mount Kilimanjaro, so they need to stay in each other's lives until that's out of the way. A source said: 'Neither Jessica or Justin want to let the charity down. They met up to discuss climbing at different times or, failing that, giving their romance one last try. But it seems unlikely at this stage they will reunite'."
Meanwhile, US Weekly are reporting: "He just said he needs time apart to just experience being single again. She refuses to accept it and called him non-stop trying to save it. She can't imagine life without him."
Finally, here's another random source giving their opinion to Star magazine: "They've spent the last few days vacationing together in Santa Barbara. Things have been rocky in the last few months, but they are working it out. And this rumor that Justin was hooking up with Rihanna is wild - they've been working on a track together."
And Rihanna has been practicing her moves for the video by giving Justin public lap dances, by all accounts.
