Here she is, spewing about her relationship with Benji Madden again: "It's actually perfect. (Nicole and I) are like sisters (that don't talk for two years), and they're twins so it works out well. We do talk about it (marriage). I'm so happy. I'm so in love. And I know I want to spend the rest of my life with him... If you saw us together you'd understand. He's my boyfriend and my best friend. We've been friends for over six years now and when (Nicole) had Harlow I started going over to the house and we just got a little crush on each other and totally fell in love. He's hot... He's not like (a typical musician) at all. He's the most loyal, honest and incredible person in the world. I feel just blessed to have found him. He's changed my life." Trying to... type stuff like "yeah, like your wardrobe"... but can't... due to many... many crippling... stomach convulsions... *lurches dramatically towards jacks*