This one has been going on longer than an EastEnders storyline. But the breaking point must've come this weekend, when Peter was faced with photos of his wife, langered in Bristol on Saturday night. She only had her top pulled down to expose her bra in it's entirety (at least she was working during her downtime, commendable), while whispering up a storm in some "mystery" fellah's ear for most of the night. Then she commited the ultimate crime - forgetting the lyrics to 'Mysterious Girl' during karaoke. That's just plain insania.

Here's what The Sun's just come across with: "The former Page 3 girl, 30 (she's been '30' for about two years now. She'd been '28' for four years before that), and the singer, 36, who found love in the Australian jungle on ITV1 hit I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! made the shock (HAH!) announcement this afternoon. The couple, who wed in a lavish (AKA tacky as f***) ceremony at Highclere Castle, Hampshire in 2005 have two children together, son Junior, three, and one-year-old daughter Princess Tiaamii. While Jordan, real name Katie Price, has a six-year-old son called Harvey, by footballer Dwight Yorke, who is severely disabled. Their management company (who quite possibly orchestrated their entire union) Can Associates Limited today said: 'Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage. They have both requested that the media respect their families’ privacy at this difficult time.' More to follow."

You're alright, thanks. At least they can't inflict the rest of the world with their cumulative offspring. Or, better still, another ITV2 reality show. There'll definitely be more books though - 'Katie Price: How I Dealt With My Break Up'... 'How I Reclaimed My Gonads: The Peter Andre Story' ... 'How We Reunited For Love/Our Management Company'...