*GASPS* The Jonas Brothers - three semi-attractive young men in the spotlight - MIGHT have had sexual relations with some girls?! Say it ain't so! Do those promise rings mean NOTHING?! I feel so cheated. It's like Ronan all over again...

According to insiders: "Teen heartthrob Joe, 18, was rumoured to have been dating The Hills TV actress Lauren Conrad and country singer Taylor Swift, and there has been speculation over 15-year-old Nick's relationship with Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus and reality star Kim Kardashian." 27-year-old Kim Kardashian who's appeared in a sex tape being piddled upon? Unnervingly impressive work for a 15-year-old.

Seemingly a "senior Disney executive" risked losing his job, by saying the following to the Daily Star Sunday: "There is a constant stream of photos, gossip and sexual innuendo about the Jonas Brothers that just isn’t in keeping with their - or our - image. We need to figure out how to play it all down before it explodes in our faces like it did with Miley."

Over to you, Megan Fox: "They (Disney) take these little girls… teach them how to sing and dance, and make them wear belly shirts, but it won't allow them to be their own people. It makes me sick."  OK, so Disney haven't exactly wrestled the brothers into boob tubes, but they are contractually obligated to be ring fiddlers 'til they're married - an impediment on their private lives if ever there was one.