"See, minions, I'm not with child. And in case you can't see my lack of bump here, you might just be able to make out just how svelte I am here."

That's what I believe Angelina is attempting to communicate here, much like Evan Rachel Wood is alluding to the fact she can take on any roles spurned by Tilda Swinton, while Sofia Vergara is conveying "BOOOOOOBS".

Apologies, we're currently looking at Saturday's Producer Guild Awards. It's one of the more low key events during Awards Season, hence whey everyone's wearing black and blending in with the background. If only everyone was as conscientious as Rita Moreno. She stands out in all kinds of surroundings.

Also attending the latest shindig: Alicia Keys, Penelope Ann Miller, Missi Pyle, Stephen Spielberg, Jessica Chastain, Jessica Capshaw, Viola Davis, two maniacal mannequins, Ellie Kemper, and a herd of additionals you'll no doubt recognise.