He can't just stay single for a while. Nope, since Vanessa Paradis apparently dumped him for his "increasingly trampy appearance" he's had no option but to start dating a very attractive bisexual. Ah, the stuff you read in the papers.

By all accounts, it was when Depp purchased a hat off a hobo that things came to a head (apologies) for Paradis. Unconventionally sourced hats aside, the last straw came in the form of Johnny's relationship with 26-year-old Amber Heard.

Apparently they've been enjoying private plane rides to Las Vegas, she's been visiting him on the set of The Lone Ranger, and he's even bought her a horse so they "can ride together."

And there I thought he'd rebound furiously with on-again-off-again lover Tim Burton.