The (only famous in America) singer/former squeeze of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cameron Diaz and, most recently, Jessica Simpson posted the following on his blog over the weekend: "I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such... Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)... I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be: 'Dear Ex Lover, Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you. Goodbye. P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me'." Yep, scribbling thinly veiled, ill-rhymed sentiments to an ex-girlfriend in the vicinity of an internet connection. Really though, John, I'm not sure if you did "spell it out" sufficiently there. "Stop contacting me... I do not wish to have you in my life anymore... P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me" - c'mon, have a heart, you know how easily confused Jessica gets.