We've always been creeped out by owls and we blame Twin Peaks for this.
Y'know, the whole thing about Twin Peaks and the owls not being what they seem? No? OK, whatever.
A park in Oregon that's a popular spot for joggers is being terrorised by a rogue owl that's attacking and harvesting people's hats.
Local conservationists have identified the owl in question and say that it's become more aggressive due to the nesting season.
Signage has been erected warning joggers of the threat of owl attacks, but it hasn't deterred joggers.
You might say.. it's a f-owl crime.