So you all know Joe Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers, right? Our John interviewed him a while back. Think of him as a cookie-cut-out Disney model, exemplifying all of the qualities associated with the Magical Kingdom. He's clean-cut, he wears a purity-ring, and he sings about one true love and all that shit. Now think about Britney Spears. And Lindsay Lohan. And Amanda Bynes (who's just tweeted that she wants Drake to "murder her vagina"). All of these folk were once halo-toting stars too. And look at them now. Is Joe Jonas now following suit? Is it only a matter of time in every child/teen star's life before they eventually go off the rails and rebel against the Disneyfication that was once forced upon them? Seems so.
What's Joe up to? Well apparently, (emphasis on the word APPARENTLY), word on the street says he's got a sex tape in the works. And apparently it's extremely explicit featuring a whole load of stuff that's so NSFW, we can't even print it here. Talk about doing the opposite of pleasing your Evangelical Christian parents, amirite? Now this comes from the folk at BlindGossip.com, and their known for making wild claims, so let's just take it with a pinch of salt.
As per this source, a sex tape starring Joe Jonas of The Jonas Brothers will drop on April 3. The video is said to feature "explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle."
A slapper paddle? Sounds like someone's been reading a bit too much Fifty Shades of Grey.
Is Joe really about to throw his career down the drain? Or could this turn things around for him and set him on a new, edgier career path? Alternatively, is this his attempt at an audition for the role of Christian Grey in Fifty Shades? Or is this just a whole load of codswhallop. Decide for yourselves. We'll report back on April 3rd to see how much truth there is in this.
UPDATE: A source from camp Jonas has just released a statement to The Mail saying that there is "no truth or validity to this story. It is completely false".
Well, we'll see about that.