I am aware that this is the third Kardashian related story posted today, so apologies, but we couldn't ignore Joan's latest river of bile washing over a widdle baby.

The comedienne is quipping about seven-month-old North as part of her latest stand up routine. Joan explained how she had met the tot when Kim Kardashian brought her into the offices of the E! television network, where she hosts Fashion Police with Kelly Osbourne (who's reportedly off the wagon. She spent most of one of Joan's gigs heckling her, by all accounts)

According to RadarOnline, Joan told her audience: "That baby is ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing." It's not just Joan, either; some of our very own readers share her views, if the comments under this post are to be believed.

This may or may not be the reason Kanye wasn't into Kim putting North in a two piece recently. In an interview, Kim said: "He is a little uncomfortable with North wearing a bikini. I tried it once and it did not go over well. It has to be a one-piece."

Jokes aside, Kanye is fiercely protective of his daughter, and vowed shortly before her birth last June that he was determined she would enjoy a normal childhood and not let people take advantage of her.

He said: "This is my baby. This isn't America's baby."

Explaining his fatherly duties further, he added: "One of the things was to be protective, that I would do anything to protect my child or my child's mother. As simple as that."

When it comes to changing nappies, however, he's a little less hands on.