Today we're being greeted by the surprising news that Jennifer Lopez only agreed to perform at the American Music Awards (yep, we're still talking about it) if she was allowed to eclipse Marc Anthony's effort with her bejewelled hoop. In fact, she demanded that it have the use of two stages, whereas her ex-husband's little apple arse only required half a podium.

The New York Post reports: "The superstar Idol judge danced provocatively in a skintight bodysuit on the Sunday night show, with her new, muscled, 24-year-old boy toy, Casper Smart, dancing shirtless nearby. A source told us, 'J.Lo also would only allow Marc to perform at the AMAs if she performed on the show first and had a much bigger number than him... which is what happened. She had two stages and he had half a stage for his later performance. The only thing they shared that night was Pitbull,' who performed with both."

Not sure which one of these hooded lovelies is Pitbull but apparently he's there.

Rumour has it Jennifer's appendages continued to dominate the after party. She even introduced one of them to some famous people. Isn't it lucky: "In an Emilio Pucci sequined minidress with feathers and sparkly stilettos, she danced with Smart to tunes including Michael Jackson and Prince spun by DJ Cassidy. There was no sign of Anthony, with whom she has remained on friendly terms despite their split after seven years in July. One spy told us, 'Jennifer was really affectionate with Casper. She even introduced him to other stars including L.A. Reid.'"

"Also at the Grey Goose party was Chris Brown, who 'danced topless with his entourage all night,' said a source, adding, 'He didn't even stop when the DJ played Rihanna's new song. He appeared unfazed, loving the attention'."

He probably didn't cop it was hers, considering its 4 minutes of homogenised, generic 90s derivative dance sh*te (and I should know) cobbled together by Calvin Harris mid kip.