Something called ShoWest took place in Las Vegas yesterday. It looks like an opportunity for distributors to parade famous people, tenuously affiliated with them, about in the desert. I just made that up, but it makes sense so we'll go with it. The intrinsics don't matter, we really just want to look at pictures.
Warner Brothers hadRobert Downey Jr. and Alan from The Hangover (in some very stained trousers), Sarah Jessica Parker hiking up an already alarmingly short dress, Cynthia Nixon andKristin Davis vying to induce seizures, Josh Duhamel without his manwife, and Sam Worthington looking remarkably petite. They also showcased the worst pair of boots on the end of Katherine Heigl's stems. Perhaps organisers asked her to sport them as a baltic shower after this shoe fetishist's ménage a trios. They're OK from the back, but they just look like strange, scratchy popsocks from the side.
Also showcasing something or other yesterday were CBS Films. Their guest list wasn't quite so glitzy, although they did have Vanessa Hudgens's shiny legs, Alex Pettyfer's very shiny suit, andJLo's shiny ass. Dwayne Johnsoneven managed to wangle a smile out of Billy Bob Thornton. It did require a faux jovial introduction and some threats through gritted grins, but he got there in the end.
