It might be the fact that it's Tuesday, it might be the fact that it's raining (again), or maybe we're just cold-hearted cynics to our core.
Either way, J Lo's new Tik Tok video with husband Ben Affleck - which is supposed to be cute, somehow - has made us feel queasy.
It's true that the pair have enjoyed a fairytale love story - marrying decades after their first failed engagement, and now with a blended family that's the stuff of Hollywood dreams.
But why do they need to rub our noses in it?
The video sees the pair snuggling (with Affleck chomping on what we're assuming is chewing gum) while an audio clip of a child says "Girls, I did it. I found the person that makes me the happiest I have ever been." They then break into grins like simpering, soppy idiots.
Lads, if you really want to impress us then show us Tik Toks of yourselves arguing over who has to get up to answer the door when the takeaway comes, farting in bed or taking out the bins. Not this nonsense.
Not everyone is as taken with the video as they are themselves, either...
#LoveWins but keep it in the drafts
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) November 21, 2022
That chomping is SO GROSS
— tyger chyldren (@agiftedbaby) November 21, 2022
She wants us to care so bad and we don’t.
— Darth Deadass (@sylphanne) November 21, 2022
wish i could unsee this
— 😼 (@daisyjasminee) November 21, 2022
— Derek Elizabeth Banks (@AprilSeventy6) November 21, 2022
Ben chewing nicotine gum really sets the mood
— Archibald Beechcroft (@boyprinc3) November 21, 2022
Ugh some stepmom and your dad action that you never ever wanted to see.
— cranberry bliss bitch. (@AlexaRaebies) November 21, 2022