I can only imagine the funny effect having kids has on a person, and not just on their breasts.
You, like myself, might have noticed that Jessica Alba's had a child - which can be seen in nearly every photograph taken of the actress for the last 18 months, give or take a couple. You might also have noticed that she always has a grump on in the photos 'cause, let's face it, strangers taking photos of you and your kid wouldn't be the nicest experience - especially when sleep deprived.
So imagine my surprise/joy when stumbling across this recent photo on TMZ. It's Jessica beaming with unbridled delight, at night, sans nipper. Was she coming out of a nightclub?! Nay. Upon closer inspection, she appears to have gone mental with some paste and an armful of posters depicting great whites.
Apparantly she's been roped in by some shark advocating faction and they managed to convince her to daub several walls, some pillar boxes, and even a billboard emblazoned with a message from charitable organisation United Way. This she seemed particularly enthused about at the time. Not so much, in hindsight. As it turns out, the police now want to talk to her about defacing the city of Oklahoma (which, let's remember, is landlocked), all in the name of sharks.
Alba has since released this statement: "I got involved in something I should have had no part of (I just REALLY wanted to get out of the house). I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to (get out of the house and) let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."
The guy in the United Way poster she "vandalised", however, is looking for a personal apology. And a meal: "I'm really hurt that she chose me to defame on a charitable organization billboard, she obviously doesn't know what United Way is... an apology and some lunch would be nice since she's in our state shooting a movie!" Called Guthrie, I believe. It also stars Kate Hudson and Casey Affleck.
Hang on one sec. Jessica's been out (albeit crazed) without the child, AND she's shooting a film?! DING DONG - my (not so secret) lady crush could very well rear it's head again.
