Seriously, it happened. Katie Price appeared on Newsnight last night to be questioned by Jeremy Paxman about (you'll never guess what) boobs.
Her main topics of discussion involved how her boobs dropped since having 3 kids, how she now thinks girls under the age of 21 shouldn't get boob jobs, and how she stress tests her implants:
"When I saw my surgeon and he gave me the implants he even gave me pins and told me to put the pins in, and squeeze it. Nothing came out. I punched it, I threw it on the floor. I was paranoid. I wanted to know what was going in was safe and he said 'you'll probably by dead by the time that ruptures.' So as far as I was concerned that's fine."
Esteemed feminist author Naomi Wolf and MP Anne Milton were also part of the panel questioned by Paxman, but there's little coverage in the press today re what they had to say on the matter of PIP implants.
Today's tabs are more interested in how Katie bounced off to Funky Buddah nightclub and was kindly escorted to her car afterwards by this gentleman.
The dude she got into the car with afterwards, however, not so gentlemanly. That or he was just impersonating Paxman at the precise moment he was informed of his panel.
