Here they are, in happier times, presumably before Jay Z refused to go to Kanye's wedding as it's going to be a circus. At least he's making up for his no show by forking over a reported €120,000 for a wedding present... It must be a diamond encrusted toaster, or something.
The rap mogul has reportedly told his close friend that he, the missus (AKA Beyonce), and their two-year-old daughter Blue Ivy will miss the nuptials - which are expected to take place in Paris next month - because they're just a tad uneasy about the fact the celebrations will be filmed for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Klassy.
However, to make things up to the Bound 2 star, Jay Z is throwing him a lavish bachelor party at his New York club 40/40, and is also planning to spend no less than €120,000 on the couple's honeymoon as a wedding gift.
A source told The Sun: "Jay Z would be there if it wasn't going to be such a public event. Instead he's making it up to his mate by throwing him the most extravagant bachelor party known to man. It will cost a small fortune - and to top it all off, he's chucked a £100,000 yacht rental in there as a wedding gift as well."
It was previously claimed that Kim and Kanye were so keen for Jay and Beyonce to be at their wedding, they had agreed to exempt the couple from their strict security arrangements.
A source said at the time: "There is no way Kanye would ever even dare to ask Jay or Beyonce to sign a non-disclosure agreement, or take away their cell phones. He knows that neither one of them would betray his trust."
Nope, they're just not going to go.