Sorry, I just don't see Christian Grey wearing these pants... They need to be skimpier, tighter, and probably Armani. Not that I've pondered Christian Grey's pants much, or anything.

Jamie Dornan, he of the lovely bared bottom and the unusually large calves thanks to his tipee toe walk, shared this otherwise enticing shot presumably from the Fifty Shades of Grey film set, along with the caption "You like?" I'm afraid that'd be a no, Jamie. Lose the pants. Not entirely, mind, just get different ones. And no leather. Too much chaffage.