Riding the wave of pseudo-sympathy since her death, it has been revealed by "Jade's pals" that they intend to produce a musical about the reality TV star's life. In what has to go down as one of the worst ideas since the Jerry Springer musical, Danny Hayward, a close friend of Jade's, says that they hope to have the production ready in four to five months time. "Hopefully we'll have a panel of not only creative experts but people that were close to Jade to be able to pick somebody that has to be able to sing, because Jade could sing, she has a fabulous voice", said Hayward, who is in no way producing this for personal financial gain but for a true, honest commemoration to Goody by rushing together a shoddy musical in front of half-empty audiences, populated entirely by condescending songs about her life.
"Doooo they speak Portuganese in Porrrtugal....I thought Portugalllllll was in Spaiiiin" *Jazz hands*
-John Balfe
(Sheena McGinley is away)
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