... when Brian McFaddentalks a load of ole arse on Australia's Got Talentand I have to read about it, so I perpetuate the cycle further by putting you at risk of reading it too *jazz hands*
This time around, Brian was not impressed by the 1990s-boyband-inspired Man Parts, a fake five-piece, with only four dancing. Brian told the 18- to 25-year-olds, who bill themselves as the “boy band of the century”, that he "hated it."
The mouthpiece, in trouble a week ago for telling a comedienne on the show to "f**k off back to England", added: "I didn't like it, I hated it, hated every second of it. I'm offended. I take boy bands very seriously. It's not a joking matter. We train hard. We dream hard. We work hard. We love hard. We're not here to be made a mockery of by some wannabe creepy boy band. Don't be ridiculous - it's no... Thou shalt protect the boy band from imposters!"
Meanwhile, his fellow judge, Dannii Minogue, simply said: "I really like the comedy element of it, but the singing wasn't strong enough. It's a no from me as well."
There were no more quips from Brian. He was probably too busy "working" and "loving" himself hard under the desk, while "dreaming hard" of backing tracks, key changes, conveniently placed piano stools, wind machines and swinging harnesses.
