... for Madonna and Guy. The former couple have decided to have Christmas together in London for the sake of the children. A source talking to The Mail on Sunday said:
"Madonna and Guy want the best for the kids and so she has decided to come over to the UK so they can be with their father. The plan is for them to be together on Christmas Day at Ashcombe House. Madonna arrives in England on December 23 and is planning to stay for Christmas."
That'll be cosy. No, really, it could be - let's not forget what great actors they are... sure didn't they have us ALL fooled that their marriage was almost as solid as Madonna's thighs?
In other Madonna news, apparently she's been invited to join Britney onstage during her tour next year. Choreographer Wade Robson said: "I'm choreographing and set-designing her show. There's been talk of Madonna making an appearance, and there's so many places we could take that."
Yeah, like straight to the hidden depths of my subconscious so I don't have to go through the hassle of repression myself. I can just see them now, both merrily miming away, top hats perched on peroxide heads, arses forcefully munching away on leotard gussets, Madonna sporadically humping a lifeless Britney over a stage prop - like a piano no one plays. Actually, I'm starting to believe that's how the former siphons everlasting youth - from straddling as many fit dancers as possible. Is there no end to the talents her magic vadge possesses?!
