Funny. Would you deem a book claiming Suri Cruise resulted from the frozen product of one L. Ron Hubbard too boring to leaf through? Me neither. Cast your minds back to 2007 when we informed you that AndrewMorton's unofficial Tom Cruise biography was only being given an American release as it was too banal a read for us intelligent Europeans. We knew then it was a lie considering Morton had to go into hiding, for fear of the odd wrath filled rogue Scientologist, while he penned the manuscript and, if the Rosemary's Baby rumours are to be believed, it would seem our suspicions have come to fruition. According to The Sun, Morton writes: "Some Sea Org (high-ranking Scientologists) fanatics wondered if the actress had been impregnated with Hubbard's frozen sperm." Not quite as believable as the whole Chris Klein impregnating her before dumping her rumour, but just as entertaining. In addition to this, Morton's book claims Nicole Kidman was told her sex secrets would be leaked if she criticised the "church"... *brain momentarily considers a dalliance with the realm of sex secrets but notes it'll include Nicole Kidman. Instead amuses brain with notion that Nicole is indeed beginning to resemble another life form and perhaps it's an unconscious ploy to win back the love pump (heart) of her former husband*... The Sun also reports that Tom "is set to launch a £50million lawsuit when the unauthorised biography goes on sale in the US on January 15."
