Amy Winemouth, where would we be without her? Well at least she's good for something, that being making the rest of us very happy with our monotonous 9-5, mortgage paying, weekend binge drinking, semi-trouble free lives. To be honest, I have missed reading about her all night benders and suspciously stained attire. In recent months, since her divorce almost five months ago, Amy went and bought herself a shiny '09 pair of C cups along with an uber pouty pair of new lips. So, now that's done, what on earth will she fill her time with? *scratches head*... Ah, yes *snaps fingers*, take trips to a Sheffield flat, stay behind the confinements of four walls in the company of her ex - Blakaaay. Yep, that's a swell idea Amy *thumbs up*.
According to Digital Spy, the ex Mr & Mrs Blake Fielder-Civil are back on (they're like a bleedin' light switch, these two). After months of cleaning their act up, separately, the two lovers just can't stay away from each other and have promised to stay clean with the help of one another (not sure if they mean sanitary or narcotic wise, but here's hoping it's both). This news will delight Georgette Fielder-Civil, since she predicted that the two would re marry in the New Year. However, friends have said "The romance is back on and everyone is frantic with worry... it was their separation that saved them."
This just smells of disaster, I give it 3 months till they tie the knot and another 6-8 months until the next divorce. Hey, maybe Mitch will step in and end it all, but, then that would mean he wouldn't be able to speak out to The Sun about how devastated he is that Amy's life has done a 360.
- Alicia Coyle