It's a new day in Ireland, but many of us are looking to sit this one out with a duvet day and enough carbs to make you move up a weight class in professional boxing.

The revelry on the streets of Dublin, Cork, Galway and across the land was infectious and Ireland ushered in marriage equality for all its people.

Naturally however, we're paying for that 3AM impromptu dance-off to Beyoncé's Drunk In Love.

Shush. Dad has a headache, dear.


That's some serious shade. But, y'know, we need shade. Because brightness is the enemy right now.


Don't worry, there's no way that guy/girl knows your name. And you're not even gay. They knew. It's fine. *text message alert* Oh God.


It will hit you. And it will hurt. SO MUCH.


Was it for this?


This and a cold can of 7Up. Sorted. For about an hour.


Ireland makes international headlines again, having bought up the world's supply of Berocca in a 24-hour period.


As this stage, fried grease between two pieces of white bread will do. Anything for soakage.


Laughs. Splutters. Falls to the floor. Sleeps until 8PM tonight.