Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard, and a wee 12-year-old girl attended the London premiere of Inception last night. Weird word, inception. The sound of it makes me think of septic or infection. Or maybe I've just been starring at Marion's dress for too long. It looks raw, like a collage of angry cells the cusp of (forgive me) pus... and I think it's given her a cold.
Unlike most London premieres of late, actual notable names turned up for Christopher Nolan's most recent masterpiece - a title which is already being teamed with the term Oscar. Someday, Leonardo. Someday.
So, who rolled their bones up; well, most of the film's affiliates, like Tom 'I Can't Decide on an Accent, What-oh, Innit etc' Hardy; Ken Watanabe; Michael 'Zulu' Caine; Joseph Gordon-Levitt's eyebrows; and Cillian Murphy with a rare grin on. Cast members who didn't make it included Pete Postlethwaite and Tom Berenger. That's assuming they weren't purposely overlooked by the WENN photographer in attendance. Which is possible given their respective aesthetics.
As for the randomers, we've the usual and the not so usual. In the 'usual' pile we've got Pixie Lott; Sam Branson; Peaches Geldof's armpits; Dominic Cooper; Gizzie 'Eat Yourself Thin' Erskine; a leggy lady; and this pair squeezing the last dribble of relevancy out of their existence before the next crop are officially unveiled.
Under the 'not so usual' bracket, there's Guy Ritchie; Professor Green; Jonny Marr; and Amanda Bleedin' Byram. Although I've suspect the latter, who also answers to Amanda 'Autocue' Byram, is looking to infiltrate the former pile. And sure why not, she only gets one measly autocue themed gig a year here.
