Hulk Hogan went mental for a few months five years ago, did a sex tape with a brunette he doesn’t remember, now it's been released and he's not happy, that's pretty much why I've not mad reference to it until this point.

And then he said this: "It wasn't just one brunette. I was running wild for a few months. I don't even remember people's names much less girls. Why would someone hold onto this for at least five years?"

Because the same desperate non-people who you "run wild" with are the same desperate non-people who can only make a living from parasitic means. Not very surprising. It's about as surprising as the lengths that I'll go to for content filler today.

Vivid Entertainment boss Steve Hirch revealing that he had been offered a deal to purchase the tape.

Save your money, Steve, no one wants to see that.