Everyone's favourite horny old man, Hugh Hefner, has opened up to CNN smarm-spewer Piers Morgan about the end of his relationship with Crystal Harris. The poor old dude didn't even see it coming... well he kinda did. Let's face it, Ray Charles would have.

"I think the real problems began a couple of months before the wedding... We went to London, about five or six weeks before, and things did not seem quite the way they ought to be. She was preparing a song for the first time and I think her focus was on that." Then things suddenly became all hunky dory again. "In the weeks immediately afterward, as we got very close to the marriage, you know, something was not right. But I didn't see it coming, I truly didn't see it coming." The now 85 year old told Morgan that he planned to get married because it "was about time he settled down."

Harris released a statement in June after a tweet from Hefner confirming the end of the relationship saying, "After much deep reflection and thought I have decided to end my engagement with Hef. I have the utmost respect for Hef and wish him the best going forward. I hope the media will give each of us the privacy we deserve during this time." She was then pictured with Dr. Phil's son, Jordan McGraw, who she is now being romantically linked with. He is not 85, but he is rich on account of his aul' lad selling books to fat people about how not to be fat, even though he never missed a meal in his life.

If someone was speculating, and let's face it SOMEONE is, they'd probably say that Harris was handed a pre-nup late on and decided it wasn't worth her while marrying Hef. But who knows what happened really. Maybe it was true love scuppered by the arrival of a hip, young socialite who's nethers don't look like the aforementioned 85 year old man's neck. 

Mike Sheridan