What do you do when the most disgusting thing possible happens to you on the same day the most horrendous thing possible happens in the world?

The terrorist attacks of 9/11 were a horrific day for America, but for one woman called Janine, it was a very bad day for another truly disgusting reason.

Janine is the nan of comedy writer and author James Felton, and today, he shared her story.

We warn you. This is not for the faint-hearted. And please don't read while you are eating. Or if you are planning on eating anytime soon.

We give you, the tale of Poo Nan.


And none of us were ever the same again.