By now, you'll know that Conor McGregor basically put Jose Aldo down in thirteen seconds at last night's UFC 194 in Las Vegas.
Crumlin's own defeated the Brazilian with relative ease and now secures his name in the annals of Irish sporting history. While many have been speculating as to whether McGregor will head for the next division, others have been less than hopeful about Aldo's chances for a rematch considering he lasted a whole thirteen seconds in the ring.
— UFC Ireland (@UFC_Ireland) December 13, 2015
So, with that in mind, we've come up with a short list of things that lasted longer than Jose Aldo at UFC194.
SARAH PALIN'S POLITICAL CAREER (About six months)
Remember her? We were all genuinely scared of the idea that she'd be in a position of political power and, to be honest, she sounded like she was punch-drunk most of the time anyway. So there's that.
THE MAYFLY (24 hours)
Ephemeroptera, as they're known by their Latin name, typically have a lifespan of 24 hours. That's a day. These things are usually about one inch big and they lasted longer than Jose Aldo.
KIM KARDASHIAN'S MARRIAGE TO KRIS HUMPHRIES (72 days)
Never thought you'd see a line drawn between Conor McGregor and Kim Kardashian, did you? HAH.
BRITNEY SPEARS' FIRST MARRIAGE (3 days)
Fifty-five hours, to be exact. And Jose Aldo lasted 13 seconds in the ring.
YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TO STOP EATING CHEESE (About two weeks, give or take)
Come on. That wasn't happening. You know it. We know it.
THE BIOLOGICAL HALF-LIFE OF MORPHINE (2-3 hours)
Jose Aldo will need some of this, most likely. Do people still use morphine anymore, actually?