It was full of shouting, crying, climbing walls, throwing tantrums, but we finally have a winner for Hell's Kitchen. I don't know if you would agree, but Linda Evans coming out top dog was a total shock for me. It was of course herself and comedian Ade Edmonson (d'ya remember Bottom?!) who were the last two standing, and as super-skinny and wrinkly Claudia Winkleman announced who won, all the previous contestants rushed to congratulate their fellow comrades.
How anyone was to put up with Marco Pierre's constant shouting and repeating things 10 times, "asparagus, asparagus, asparagus, asparagus....." was an achievement onto itself. But apart from the head chef being a bit of a drama queen, one can't forget about Jody Latham. He threw his toys out of his pram and climbed over the wall to escape. He also took it upon himself to serve a table, claiming to his co-workers that Marco said it was ok. That was a big fat lie. Who does he think he is, Philip 'Lip' Gallagher?? There was a tearful moment when Anthea Turner's hubby, Grant Bovey, pleaded with Marco to look after his wife. Oh please *roles eyes*.
So what's next for these actors/singers/professional idiots? Well, I will lay money on it someone will get a spot on GMTV, someone will write a book on it, and if we're really lucky, Ms Dynamite might write a rap about it, Woo Hoo!! *jumps and punches air*
-Alicia Coyle
